The Lord of the Rings
JRR Tolkien
Thank you all for being here today, we appreciate it!
The Lord of the Rings is a big time Barry thing, and he read the books once a year for 10 years in a row. What a cool dude! Rebecca has seen the movies. Once.
Anyways…
So let me set the scene.
It's 2 in the afternoon and 34 degrees
The Mount Doom harsh lava heat
Has me sweating buckets from my hairy feet
It was there I spotted the bloke
Perched atop his molten throne
He eyed the Ring as I approached
Then he said
I’m on Smoko, so leave me alone!
Much love,
Barry and Rebecca